无法反驳 吉他强过女朋友的28个理由

5、You can share your Guitar with yourfriends.

你可以和朋友分享你的吉他

6、Guitars don't care how many other Guitarsyou've played

吉他不在乎你之前弹过多少把吉他

7、Guitars don't care how many other Guitarsyou have.

吉他不在乎你现在拥有多少把吉他

8、Guitars don't care if you look at otherGuitars.

吉他不在乎你盯着另一把吉他看

9、Guitars don't care if you buy Guitarmagazines.

吉他不在乎你买吉他杂志

10、You'll never hear, 'Surprise, youare going to proud father of a new Guitar' unless you go out to buyone yourself.

你永远不会听到'有个大惊喜！你是新吉他的爸爸!' 除非你自己决定去买一把

11、If your Guitar is flat you can fix itfor less than $3000.

3000元以内可以修好琴弦打品，却不够修搓衣板

12、Your Guitar doesn't care if you neverlisten to it.

吉他不在乎你不听它说话

13、Your Guitar won't care if you leave upthe toilet seat.

吉他不在乎你上完厕所不放下马桶坐垫

14、You don't have to be jealous of the guywho works on your Guitar.

你不需要忌妒玩你吉他的人

15、If you say bad things to your Guitar,you don't have to apologize before you play it again.

如果你对吉他发火，再次弹它前你不需要先道歉

16、You can play your Guitar as long as youwant and it won't get sore.

无论弹多久，吉他也不会感到疼

17、You can stop playing your Guitar as soonas you want and it won't get frustrated.

你可以随时停止弹你的吉他，而不会感到挫折

18、Your parents won't remain in touch withyour old Guitar after you dump it.

你的父母不会跟被抛弃的旧吉他保持联系

19、Guitars don't get headaches.

吉他不会头疼

20、Guitars don't insult you if you're a badplayer.

即使你弹得不好，吉他也不会轻蔑你

21、Your Guitar never wants a night out withthe other Guitars.

吉他晚上不会想和其他吉他出去玩

22、Guitars don't care if you're late.

吉他不在乎你迟到

23、You don't have to take a shower beforeyou play your Guitar.

弹吉他前你不需要先洗澡

24、If your Guitar doesn't look good you canrefinish it or get new parts.

如果你的吉他不好看，你可以修补漆或换新零件

25、You can play your Guitar the first timeyou meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet itsmother.

你可以在第一次看到你的新吉他时就弹它，而不需要先带它去吃烛光晚餐、看电影、或见它妈妈

26、The only protection you have to wearwhen playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick.

在弹你的吉他时，唯一需要的保护只是个合适的大拇指套

27、When in mixed company, you can talkabout what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar.

在公司里，你可以与同事尽情谈论上次弹吉他的美好时光

28、If you decide to part with an oldGuitar, you don't have to give up half of everything you own.

如果你决定丢掉一把旧吉他，你不需要放弃半数你目前拥有的东西

所以，综上所述，你可以没有女朋友，但是你一定要拥有一把吉他！